25.5.08

Martian Polar Bears Attack


Science bloggers are already buzzing over an anomalous object sighted in one of the Pheonix lander's first photos. The white object contrasts sharply with the otherwise bland red terrain surrounding the robot.

In a late night press conference, NASA authorities confirmed that they were examining the object, and that they doubted that it was a discarded part of the craft because there was little wind or lateral movement during the landing.

The panel acknowledged that there was some speculation as to what it was, as well as the quip, "Ed thinks it may be a polar bear."

Still, the group refused to comment on their speculations despite repeated questions on the object, saying that they "wanted to have something to talk about tomorrow." However, due to Memorial Day there will be no press conference until Tuesday afternoon.

The Pheonix is not equipped with wheels, and won't be able to close with the "Polar Bear" object to examine it. But the photos were not taken at the highest resolution of the camera, and the orbiting satellites will also be able to take overhead photos.

Assuming it hasn't moved.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's Hillary Clinton looking for dirt on some superdelegate. Her blonde hair is reflecting the sun. Mike

Anonymous said...

It's one of those big snow monsters from the Star Wars on that giant, cold planet where Luke almost got eaten my it. Either that, or it's Hillary Clinton. Same difference.

Anonymous said...

I think it's actually a mile marker, or rather, a kilometer obelisk designed to show where the polar true north, or north-ish is, placed there by the whatever. Mike