If you want the Total Perspective Vortex experience, just ask Carl Sagan.
This is my favorite description of the solar system:
The Sun is on home plate at Shea Stadium.
Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars are all between home plate and the pitcher's mound.
Jupiter is on second base.
Saturn is in the outfield.
Uranus is on the outfield wall.
Neptune is in the bleachers.
Pluto is in the parking lot.
Alpha Centauri is in San Francisco.
