Pet Peeve #465

Why the heck are you putting stuff up on a vehicular dashboard? Don't you know that someone is LOOKING through that area so as to avoid a massive collision! And that furthermore, have you noticed how those items tend to shift back and forth distractingly, in a way that may contribute to DEATH? Are you somehow unaware that there is a plethora of places to put extra items in a vehicle, such as the glove box, side pockets, or the floor in front of you? And how did you get such an item into the vehicle in the first place, why don't you simply put it BACK there instead of littering my car! My dear friend, get your crap off my dashboard!